Cthulhu is Hard to Spell: Battle Royale is live on Kickstarter!
about 2 years ago
– Thu, Feb 24, 2022 at 11:06:02 PM
Cthulhu is Hard to Spell: Battle Royale is live on Kickstarter!
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Cthulhu is back, and this time heroes of legends will team up to send him and the old gods back into the void of oblivion where they belong...but these immortal deities of chaos and disorder will not go easy.
The third and final volume, Cthulhu is Hard to Spell: Battle Royale. features stories by Trina Robbins (the first woman to draw Wonder Woman) David Pepose (Scout's Honor), Christian Gossett (The Red Star), and a fantastic cover by Aaron Alexovich (Invader Zim), among many fabulous writers and artists.
In total, over 75+ creators contributed 34 incredible stories to this third 180-page hardcover collection, and the results are pretty mind-blowing.
Plus, the second volume featured over 70+ creators contributing 38 incredible stories across 160 full-color comic pages including ones from Paul Jenkins (Spider-Man) and Tony Donley (Grimm's Fairy Tales), Ray-Anthony Height (Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur).
Plus, the first anthology is a 176-page hardcover collection featuring 35 amazing stories from 70 more creators, featuring stories by Lea Hernandez (Teen Titans Go) and Megan Hutchinson (Will o' the Wisp).
There are a total of 107 full-color comic stories in this anthology series, comprising over 500 pages of Lovecraftian goodness!
Stories range from cute to scary and funny to poignant, and feature creators who have worked on books from Marvel, DC, Image, Oni, Dark Horse and more, along with brands from Invader Zim to My Little Pony, and everything in between.
We blew past two early bird bonuses and are close to unlocking a whole new batch of books from contributors.
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That means everyone who backs by Sunday, 2/27 will receive digital copies of Binary Star volume 1 by Jamie Primack, Run for Your Lives #1 by Kevin Chilcoat, Ryan Schulz, Kyle Strahm, Mark Englert, crank!, and Brian Chilcoat, Dusk County Chronicles #1 byJoel Rodriguez, Roman Gubskii, Angrea Lorenzo Molinari, Ryan M. Kincaid, and Riccardo Faccini, Fangs and Foul Play #0 by L.K. Ingino, Alex Guenther, Ilaria Fella, Joel Rodriguez, and Chuck Pineau and Hunter Black volume 1 by Justin Peniston, William Orr, and Jacob Bascle, plus an awesome Bayoleth Instagram print by Erik Lervold, an amazing Mind Trap print by Donny Wadiwidjaja, and a sweet Faust print by Claire Leslie, all from stories inside Battle Royale
Plus, If we hit $15,000 by 2/27., then everyone who backs by then will receive digital copies of The Hunchback of Theological Quadrant 19 by Timothy Fling, Erwin J. Arroza, Matias Zanetti, Luis Santamarina, and Matthew Moiss, Broke Down and 4 Dead Bodies #1 by Travis Gibb, Feliz Novara, James Sims, Jerome Gagnon, Davi Comodo, and Heather Gibb, Pen and Ink volume 1 by Dee Parson, and a second awesome Faust print by Claire Leslie from inside the pages of Battle Royale.
That's already a ton, but I really want to hit that number today, so if we get to $15,000 by tonight, then I will include five digital issues of contributors Kevin Chilcoat, Hayley Russell, and Andrew Morrice's Lands of Toons, the main characters of which appear inside the pages of Cthulhu is Hard to Spell: Battle Royale.
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I already know some of you love this book, and I can't wait to share it with everyone who helps us get over the hump today.
Plus, for the first time ever we have an extra perk for all returning backers. Since you've backed one of our previous campaigns, you will receive one of these 3" Cthulhu stickers. We've never done this before, but we wanted to show how much we appreciate your support.
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I hope to see you behind the backer wall once again. Thank you so much for all your support!
-Russell
The Dragon Strife trilogy is Live!
over 2 years ago
– Thu, Jan 06, 2022 at 07:07:18 AM
Hi!
Happy New Year!!!! I'm so excited for 2022, and the slate of projects we have coming up. This year will see the end of The Godsverse Chronicles, the fourth and final volume of Ichabod Jones: Monster Hunter, and the final book in the Cthulhu is Hard to Spell anthology trilogy, along with the long delayed release of my book Anna and the Dark Place.
Yes, this is a year of completing series, but before we get to any of those, I have released a new series on Kickstarter called Dragon Strife. It's a trilogy of books about dragons.
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Are you in love with epic fantasy?
Do you swoon for dragons?
Do you love getting lost in elaborate worlds?
Then you'll love the Dragon Strife trilogy.
Gilda will die today.
She has lived her whole life for one purpose—to be sacrificed to the great dragon lord, Ewig. And now, when the sun falls over the horizon, the time will come to fulfill her duty and walk to her death.
It was a fine life, but a lonely one.
As payment for her service, the City Council bestowed her with riches, allowed her to live in the lap of luxury, and fed her the finest food. She never knew hunger or strife, even when others worked themselves to the bone and suffered starvation.
The others always resented her for that, but they never knew her pain. Theirs was a hard life, but at least they got to live it. Gilda never had that choice. She would not live to see adulthood. She would never be married or have children.
All that remained of her brief existence was to walk up the lonely volcano to the dragon’s keep with honor, even though nobody treated her with any during her life.
Join her as she lives the last hours of her life, and find out what happens once she enters the dragon’s cavern and everything changes; for her life, for her town, and for the world.
This campaign is for all three books in the trilogy, which is 100% complete and ready to print once the campaign is over.
Everyone who backs in the first week of the campaign will receive digital copies of Born of Magic by Jack Holder, Of Dreams and Dragons by Karpov Kincade, The Herebey Dragons by Simon Birks, Eda Cagil Caglarirmak, and Lyndon White, and Wildskies book 1 by Melissa Hudson.
Below, you can find the first chapter of the book, along with a picture of the special print we're doing for this campaign.
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Today, I will die.
This wasn’t a surprise to me. I had been preparing for it my whole life, but I never thought it would come until it crashed upon me this morning like a suffocating wave. Fifteen years on this Earth seemed like so much time, but now I realized how little of my life as a ceremonial sacrifice afforded me.
I was always an early bird. I woke with the sun, ready for the start of a new day. However, when the tender kiss of light touched my eyes on my final morning alive, I shut them tighter and pulled my sheets over my head. If I didn’t face the day, then perhaps my death would never come.
I trained for this since I was a small child, but there is no amount of preparation that readied you for being swallowed by a dragon; its horrible, jagged teeth ripping through the white dress Sister Milka sewed special for the occasion and tearing your flesh as it gnashed against your virgin body.
Somebody softly knocked on the door to my room. “Gilda, we need to get started. Today is a big day.”
Sacrifices were given every privilege. We wanted for nothing in our short lives, and after our deaths, those we loved were taken care of for the rest of their days. It was what the villagers bestowed upon us to assuage their guilt, and it was a small price to pay compared to the one we paid.
We were the salvation of the village, after all. It was only because of our noble sacrifice that the great dragon lord Ewig stayed satiated in his cave inside the volcano that loomed above us and didn’t sweep down to destroy us.
That was the pact, cemented in blood a hundred years ago. Every five years, one of us must willingly walk to our deaths, and in return, the great dragon would watch over our village, and prevent the great volcano that loomed over us from erupting, burying our village under its magma.
It was a great honor to be chosen as the sacrificial lamb. That was what the line they told me at least, but today it certainly didn’t seem like an honor. It seemed like I was raised like a lamb for slaughter, provided every luxury to die at the right moment.
“Coming!” I said after a long pause. Sister Milka was a harsh and unforgiving mistress, and would not accept anything but perfection today, on my last day of life. Every day of my life she watched over me, training me to die well. Even now, at the end, she would not take her foot off my neck. Especially now, with so much on the line, with the prosperity of our town riding on the spillage of my blood before the clock struck midnight tonight.
I slipped my sandals on my feet and rose to stand. Before I answered the door, I spun and made my bed, as I was trained to do; the first sign of an uncluttered mind was a perfectly made bed. It was the least we could do to show how much we appreciated all we were given.
As I pulled the corner of the bed taut, I thought about not tucking in the final edge as a little sign of rebellion. However, when I tried to leave it mussed, pangs of guilt washed over me, until they were so overwhelming that, with shaking hands, I forced the last edge of my blanket in tightly.
Once I was dead, my house would become a museum, and my room a shrine, preserved exactly how I left it, and I didn’t want my mother to have to explain that her perfect daughter died a slob. Why do I care what people think of me after my death?
With the bed made, I walked to the door and placed my hand on the knob. The minute I opened it, the machinations of my last hours, those that I trained for my whole life, would wash over me one after another.
“It’s time to open this door, missy.”
I closed my eyes and felt my breath against my chest, rising and lowering in slow, rhythmic time with the beating of my heart. They were small gestures, in the grand scheme, but right now, they were everything, and soon, much too soon, they would fall fallow and motionless forever.
What would happen after I took my final breath? According to the church, I would rise up into the sky and take my place among the stars, but what did they know? The gods were long dead, and the dragons that remained had none of their love of humanity.
Banging came from the other side of the door, and Sister Milka’s shrill voice cut through the air. “That’s quite enough of this dawdling, Gilda! Open the door this instant.”
Her shouting pulled me out of my calm, and I turned the doorknob. She exploded into the room, her trim frame and long face cutting an imposing image against the harsh light that fell into the room. She was not a big woman, but her presence filled my small room like none other.
“Good morning, mistress,” I said, bowing my head to avoid her gaze. You never looked the nuns in the eyes.
She didn’t answer for a long moment, busying herself with checking my room, inspecting my bed, and running her fingers across the top of my dresser, looking for dust. She rubbed her fingers together and gave a small nod. “I see your mother took this cleaning seriously.”
I nodded to her, keeping my eyes turned to the ground. “Of course, mistress. She scrubbed all day and into the evening.”
Sister Milka not only ran the monastery and school in town, but personally looked over all of us chosen for sacrifice, of which there were three at any time. It was a job she took seriously and had since taking her vows fifty years ago.
“Well, let me get a look at you,” she said. “Stand up straight.”
It was crucial that I not have a flaw or imperfection on my naked body, and for fifteen years I can’t remember a time when I lifted a finger in manual labor. My mother made all my meals, or a member of the community would deliver it, and everything else was taken care of so I could keep myself flawless for my date with Ewig.
I dropped my nightgown to the floor and endured the intense gaze of Sister Milka as she examined every inch of me. Two years ago, I judged a livestock competition, and she looked at me like the other judges looked at the cattle on display, trying to decide which one would give the best meat.
“You need to shave every inch of you, except your hair,” she said. “We do not want the great dragon lord to get a hairball now, do we?”
I shook my head. “No, mistress.”
“Good, good.” She placed her hands under my breasts, and then pinched the sides of my waist. “You have put on decent weight in the past year, my dear. Yes, I think the dragon lord will be most impressed with you.” Then she moved her
hand to my face, and brushed her hand along my cheek. “You are truly one of my greatest girls. I am so proud of what you have become.”
A compliment? She never gave me a compliment before. She had nothing but bitter, terse words for me, that stuck into my gut with pain and tore at my mind.
“T-thank you, mistress.”
She moved her hand to my chin and pulled it up to meet her eyes, a great honor she afforded very few. “No, thank you, my dear. The sacrifice you make tonight is a greater burden than any child should bear.”
Tears filled my eyes as I stared into Sister Milka’s face. Her eyes were a cold, dark brown, and even though her words were kind, her face was sharp, and her voice terse, taking much of the tenderness from them.
“No need for that.” Sister Milka pulled her hand from my face and slid a white handkerchief from her pocket. “This is a happy occasion, after all. Your sacrifice will save us all. There is no greater gift. Now, clean yourself up, and I will draw your bath.”
That's just the beginning of the story. I hope you'll join us behind the backer wall, and you can read a few more chapters by clicking here.
Plus, if you back you'll get a ton of awesome extra books.
Everyone who backs in the first week of the campaign will receive digital copies of Born of Magic by Jack Holder, Of Dreams and Dragons by Karpov Kincade, The Herebey Dragons by Simon Birks, Eda Cagil Caglarirmak, and Lyndon White, and Wildskies book 1 by Melissa Hudson.
And and and and and you can pick up the below 5" x 7" postcard print by backing @ the $22 or $75+ physicial pledge levels.
Let's kick this year off right and fill it with magic and dragons.
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Black Market Heroine is live on Kickstarter right now!
over 2 years ago
– Sat, Sep 04, 2021 at 08:26:33 PM
Hi!
I wanted to drop you a quick line to let you know that my new book, Black Market Heroine, is live on Kickstarter right now.
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Black Market Heroine follows a criminal that accidentally rescues the Antichrist and must keep her alive until morning to prevent a demonic cult from using her blood to open a portal to Hell and start the Apocalypse.
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It's the third graphic novel in The Godsverse Chronicles. If you loved Katrina Hates the Dead, Pixie Dust, and/or any of the novels, you're going to love this book. It's the same high octane action-adventure fantasy you've come to know from the series, taken up to 11.
Plus, early backers get a ton of amazing digital perks for backing early.
We've smashed through all our early bird perks, so you get every one of them on this list if you back today.
Everyone who backs the campaign at any pledge level before September 4th will receive Banjax #1 by Rylend Grant, Fabio Alves, Edson Ferreira, and HdE, Jember #1 by Beseret Debebe, Obende, Ibeh, Akorede, and Asah, Boston Metaphysical Society #1 by Madeleine, Holly-Rosing, Emily Hu, Gloria Caelie, and Fahriza Kamaputra, Goth Ghost Girl #1 by John Schlim Jr., Sergio Quijada, and Bernardo Brice, Inferi #1 by Casey Bowker, Ruben Romero, Rodrigo Catraca, E. Lyrio, Avery Tan, Laymes Reed, and Alison Flaherty, Gods of Aarurn #1 by Gary Scott Beatty, Impure Blood #1 by Nadja Bear and Nathan Lueth, Hard Wyred #1 by Erik Bitmanis, Ross Zucco, Killeroo #1 by Darren Close, Team art of awesome, and Beezzz Studio, James Flamestar and the Stargazers by Tim Irving and Shane W. Smith, Bulletproof Chicken by Jon Westhoff, Bobgar Ornelas, Mat Nixon, and David Halvorson, and Blood of Gods #1 by Erick Dominguez, Jake Bilbao, Gabriel Caitano, Dos Santos, and Emily Elmer Walker.
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Hope to see you behind the backer wall once again!
Russell
The shipping gerblin saw it's shadow...
almost 3 years ago
– Wed, Jul 28, 2021 at 01:23:30 AM
Hi,
Good news, I have a tracking number for the shipment finally. Woohoo!!!
Bad news, it looks like it will be 1-3 more weeks before there is any movement on them because the port is very crowded. Here is the email I got from my contact this morning.
It seems like the shipping gerblin saw its shadow, meaning there are three more weeks of delays. This has never happened to me before, but we haven't ever been recovering from a massive global pandemic before in my life, either.
In more good news, I have built the page for my next Kickstarter. Generally, I don't like sharing new projects in ones I haven't fulfilled yet, but these are extraordinary times, and so I'm breaking my own rule. As with the last campaign, I totally understand if you want to wait for your books before backing something else, and I also understand if you look at this email and say "the balls on this guy", but if you're game, I really love this new book which is launching on Kickstarter on August 31st (which should be plenty of time to ship your books).
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Ollie wasn't looking for trouble, but after she saved the Antichrist from being slaughtered, it came for her.
Ollie lived by one rule. Never get involved with anyone for any reason; humans, demons, fae folk, it didn't matter. They were all trouble. Keeping her distance was how she survived in the criminal underworld for so long.
Keep your head down and don't piss anyone off. That was her motto, especially since her clients all had access to powerful dark magic.
She thought she had a flawless system for keeping her nose clean, so how did she wind up in a stolen car, with a demon spawn in her back seat, driving away from her ex-lover and a gang of demons ready to skin her alive?
That's a good question.
And why did she agree to help save the demon's life so she didn't get sacrificed to open the gates of Hell?
An even better question.
She had one rule. One stupid rule. And tonight...it goes right down the toilet.
Now, the only way for Ollie to get her life back is to save the girl, prevent the Apocalypse, and track down the people who betrayed her.
They will pay. Oh yes, they will all pay.
This is the THIRD book in The Godsverse Chronicles universe, after Katrina Hates the Dead and Pixie Dust. It takes place 35 years before the Apocalypse and features an appearance by Kimberly, one of the main heroines of The Godsverse Chronicles in her first comics appearance.
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I absolutely love this book. I've wanted to work with Cammry Lapka for years now, and she made such an amazingly fun book. I can't wait to share it with you.
I hope you'll join me on this journey when we launch in August. If you like what you see, then make sure to click on the notifications page to get emailed when we launch.
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I hope to see you behind the backer wall, and getting your books to you.
Russell
